Us here at 'Team Cuttin Schmick' are not afraid to admit that we have had a quiet year or so when it comes to getting our name on the honour board.....although we took out every award at '2009 Turkeys in Turkey' except for the 'Overall Winner' and the 'Elton John Award' (who wants this anyway), '2009 Baffle Bash' was a dissapointing one with Skipper Ryan Jamieson having to withdrawl just 48hrs before the start of the event. This year we're out to make up for the disappointment though and are bound to be a severly strong force in the competition.
Definately the most competition we have, would have to be 'Team Square Hooks'. These guys are a deadly combination when it comes to FISHING. But that is where it stops for them! These guys have absolutely no idea when it comes to the 'REAL' awards of the competition such as 'The D.O.G. Award'. They're probably the softest team to grace the A.B.F.T. with their presence in history! A member of another A.B.F.T. team was quoted to say that "These A.B.F.T. trips would be WAY more fun if the Brady bunch turned up rather than those softcocks!" Seriously boys....take of your skirts, have a beer at breaky, untuck your penises from between your legs, don't be afraid to get nude.....JUST HAVE A FUCKIN GO!!!!
Next lets move on to this so called 'team' that is known as 'Team Domin8'. A team that has been thrown together like a Sunday dinner, made up of left-overs, with a member of the original 'Team Domin8' and a member from the recently formed 'Finders-Keepers'.
Firstly, to 'Domin8' you have to actually turn up! And secondly, between the two of you, you have had more A.B.F.T partners then Jimmy has had fat chicks hanging of his shaft......and thats alot!
Definately the most competition we have, would have to be 'Team Square Hooks'. These guys are a deadly combination when it comes to FISHING. But that is where it stops for them! These guys have absolutely no idea when it comes to the 'REAL' awards of the competition such as 'The D.O.G. Award'. They're probably the softest team to grace the A.B.F.T. with their presence in history! A member of another A.B.F.T. team was quoted to say that "These A.B.F.T. trips would be WAY more fun if the Brady bunch turned up rather than those softcocks!" Seriously boys....take of your skirts, have a beer at breaky, untuck your penises from between your legs, don't be afraid to get nude.....JUST HAVE A FUCKIN GO!!!!
Next lets move on to this so called 'team' that is known as 'Team Domin8'. A team that has been thrown together like a Sunday dinner, made up of left-overs, with a member of the original 'Team Domin8' and a member from the recently formed 'Finders-Keepers'.
Firstly, to 'Domin8' you have to actually turn up! And secondly, between the two of you, you have had more A.B.F.T partners then Jimmy has had fat chicks hanging of his shaft......and thats alot!
Fixo could put these guys in with a good chance of taking home the chocolates with his fishing skills, although the only way Tezza will contribute is if it was a toadfish catching competition, or a 'see who can get the most sleep over the course of the trip' competition.
The Newcomers and most recently formed team of the A.B.F.T are the unpredictable 'Team Bentrod'. Not to sure at all about these boys but after doing abit of research on them, they sure seem like serious contenders not only for the 'Overall-winner' tag, but for the 'D.O.G. Award aswell!
Just a quick warning from 'Team Cuttin Schmick' gentlemen......bring your A-game and good luck with the induction boys, Your messin with the big boys now!
The Newcomers and most recently formed team of the A.B.F.T are the unpredictable 'Team Bentrod'. Not to sure at all about these boys but after doing abit of research on them, they sure seem like serious contenders not only for the 'Overall-winner' tag, but for the 'D.O.G. Award aswell!
Just a quick warning from 'Team Cuttin Schmick' gentlemen......bring your A-game and good luck with the induction boys, Your messin with the big boys now!
This year 'Team Cuttin Schmick' PROMISES to be back bigger, better, grubbier, dirtier and drunker than ever. We dont want to give too much away, but we plan on making it a 'shit' of a trip for all other so called 'contenders' participating in 'Poona Pisswrecks 2010'
Let the games begin!
Many Thanks
Let the games begin!
Many Thanks
Ryan Jamieson and James Hanson.
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