Name- Trent ‘Donkey’ Kirk
AKA- Kirky, Raddish, Born Leader or Mr Kirk
ABFT position- CEO and Health and Safety Officer
ABFT team- Team Square Hooks
Birthday- 29.06.85
Maritial status- In a relationship with Michelle ‘Brown Sugar’ Eligue
Lives at- Bamaga, CAPE YORK
Fav quote- “Don’t mix your abilities with your ambition son” [Gary Kirk, 2006 talking to his son]
Job- Teacher
Fav booze- Bundy Rum and Millers
Fav food- Anything my mum cooks
Hobbies/interests- Winning at everything. Bullying, listening to Taylor Swift & Dominating the ABFT
Childhood hero- Steve Waugh and Malcolm Douglas
Most memorable ABFT trip- I have won a shit load of tournaments however my favourite are the ones where Ryan Jemieson wasn’t there.
Most memorable ABFT moment- Finding human shit in my crab pot from the Team Longrod boys for my birthday. Oh ....and the boys shitting in my live bait container. Oh and James Hanson cutting a hole in a chair to take a shit in a tupperware container. Projectile vomiting at Poona was hilarious also.
Funniest ABFT member- ME. Ryan Jemison would be the least funniest and person with worst social skills.
Most respected ABFT opponents (Team)- I don’t respect any other teams.
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