Monday, October 11, 2010

Updates on A.B.F.T. Teams & Team names.

Since the beginning abit has changed in the A.B.F.T. with teams changing names and blokes who 'couldnt organise a root in a brothel with a fist full of 50's' changing partners....
Only two teams have stuck steady with their original partners, 'Team Cuttin Schmick' (Formerly Team Nasal Delivery) and Team Square hooks.
So heres an update on who is now in which team etc...


'TEAM CUTTIN SCHMICK'
(Formerly Team Nasal Delivery)
Ryan 'Jemo' Jamieson and James 'Jimmy' Hanson.
Known mostly for being 2 time winners of the 'D.O.G. Award' (Drunkest on Ground) and also the GRUB award....Jemo and Jimmy have been together since the beginning and are the team everyone sees as the favourites for the above awards, especially after previous pranks like shitting in Kirkys crab-pot for his Bday, also their no shame approach to nudity and Man-love.
Not much luck in the fishing awards the last couple of years...although 'Team Cuttin Schmick' are out to regain some respect from here on!


'THE CRAB CATCHERS'
Matthew 'Bubbles' Manley and Brendan 'B' Gray.
The most newly formed team in the A.B.F.T. Although each of theese boys have been on a few A.B.F.T. trips in the past (Matty as part of 'Team Finders Keepers' and Brendan partnering with Tezza at 'Turkeys in Turkey 2009'), they have only just this year become permanent team members.
Matty is definately a drinker....having woken up in his own vomit and being awarded the D.O.G. Award at the 2009 Baffle Bash, is certainly well feared when it comes to the drinking awards.
Brendan is a well respected fisherman and also enjoys the odd quiet beverage, so these two guys together could be a force in all aspects of the competition!

'TEAM SQUARE HOOKS'
Trent 'Raddish' Kirk and Shaun 'Hairy little white man' Cronin.
The only team apart from 'Team Cuttin Schmick' who have stuck solid with their members, 'Team Square Hooks' are the major threat to the A.B.F.T. teams when it comes to fishing awards. Their expert knowledge of Baffle Creek and their extremely soft form on the piss, year after year, guarantee them the Elton John Award (Softest drinkers and biggest shirt-lifters) as well as a serious fishing award each and every year! These guys have taken home the chocolates on 2 of the 4 occasions since the introduction of the official 'A.B.F.T. Honour Board' and the other 2 times they have been Runners-up!


'TEAM WORM DANGLERS'
Terry 'Wingnut' Castelli and Shane 'Fixo' Fixter
Terry (formerly from 'Team Finders-Keepers') and Shane ('Team Domin8') just recently joined forces at the recent 'Poona Pisswrecks 2010' trip and the divedends paid off with the boys coming out on top of the rest of the competition and gaining themselves the 'Poona Pisswrecks 2010 Champions' tag.
Shane has great fishing knowledge and combine that with Tezzas ability to everynow and then jag an assy fish other than a toadfish make them a team to watch in the future if they stick together!

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