As mentioned in previous posts, a few of the boys are taking part in the ‘A.B.F.T. Pros only at Pancake 2010’ trip in the middle of October.
On Friday the 15th October, ‘Team Cuttin Schmick’….Jimmy and Jemo, and ‘The Crab Catchers’…. Matty and B, will depart Bundy to take part in this prestigious ‘A.B.F.T Pros only’ event at the picturesque Pancake creek, and will return on the 19th with eskys packed full of Fish Fillets and Mud Crabs!
Its been a while since the boys have actually roughed it and packed the tents and swags for a real camping trip, hence why only the ‘hardcore men’ are taking part in this trip!
Other Founding Fathers, Trent Kirk, Terry Castelli and Shane Fixter and also long time member Shaun Cronin all can’t make it because of various disappointing, soft, homo-like reasons…..
On Friday the 15th October, ‘Team Cuttin Schmick’….Jimmy and Jemo, and ‘The Crab Catchers’…. Matty and B, will depart Bundy to take part in this prestigious ‘A.B.F.T Pros only’ event at the picturesque Pancake creek, and will return on the 19th with eskys packed full of Fish Fillets and Mud Crabs!
Its been a while since the boys have actually roughed it and packed the tents and swags for a real camping trip, hence why only the ‘hardcore men’ are taking part in this trip!
Other Founding Fathers, Trent Kirk, Terry Castelli and Shane Fixter and also long time member Shaun Cronin all can’t make it because of various disappointing, soft, homo-like reasons…..
Team Square Hooks
Trent Kirk, so-called ‘C.E.O.’ of the A.B.F.T can not make it because of ‘Work’……Trent has a job in the mines which he is required to attend to. If he doesn’t show up to work then the mine all of a sudden looses a ‘shit-kicker’ and has nobody to clean up after the real men, and also service not only the tools……but his fellow miners after a long days work.
Shaun Cronin….the A.B.F.T’s equivelant of Elton John. With nobody hearing from this man since the ‘A.B.F.T. Poona Pisswrecks’ at the beginning of 2010, when he was quoted saying….’Why should we go back to camping when we can stay in houses?’ and ‘We have to take to much gear if we camp!’. Talk amongst other fellow A.B.F.T. members is that hes either scared of the dark or embarrassed about the stench which might get caught up in his hairy, pube ridden body after not showering for 5 days!
Trent Kirk, so-called ‘C.E.O.’ of the A.B.F.T can not make it because of ‘Work’……Trent has a job in the mines which he is required to attend to. If he doesn’t show up to work then the mine all of a sudden looses a ‘shit-kicker’ and has nobody to clean up after the real men, and also service not only the tools……but his fellow miners after a long days work.
Shaun Cronin….the A.B.F.T’s equivelant of Elton John. With nobody hearing from this man since the ‘A.B.F.T. Poona Pisswrecks’ at the beginning of 2010, when he was quoted saying….’Why should we go back to camping when we can stay in houses?’ and ‘We have to take to much gear if we camp!’. Talk amongst other fellow A.B.F.T. members is that hes either scared of the dark or embarrassed about the stench which might get caught up in his hairy, pube ridden body after not showering for 5 days!
Team Domin8
Terry Castelli…….Tezza has uni on and cant make it for that reason. All well and good….unless your like Tezza and you’ve been at uni already for about 6 years and have got about 3 to go.
9 years equals APPROXIMATELY 3285 days. If missing 2 days ruins that, then I would dead set ask for my money back!
Alternatively, rather than miss uni, Tezza could put those ears into action, fly to Gladstone from Brisbane in around 1hr 5mins, depending on wind speed and direction, therefore leaving after uni and not wasting much time and at least make an appearance at ‘Pros only at Pancake 2010’.
Shane Fixter is a teacher on QLD’s beautiful Sunshine Coast. Working 6 hour days which include both ‘Little lunch’ and ‘Big Lunch’, so technically its more like 4.5 hour days. Not sure why this unit of a man cant attend although all we can put it down to is that the Sunshine Coast schooling system just simply cannot function without the attendance of Shane Fixter for 9 hours.
So after so many pathetic and boring excuses from both ‘Team Square hooks’ and ‘Team Domin8’ (Teams who continually bag 'Team Cuttin Schmick' Skipper Ryan jamieson for being late due to work commitments.....at least Jemo turns up!) looks like all there is to do now for ‘Team Cuttin Schmick’ and ‘The Crab Catchers’ is to fill the A.B.F.T Honour Board with their names and bathe in the glory which follows!
Until then stay tuned for pictures of the official ‘A.B.F.T. Pros only in Poona’.....
1 comment:
yeh well team bentrod would made an apprence if they got a invite to the event !! but ohh well you dogs well have fun on your own eating bulk chum . keep it real gay boys
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