POONA PISSWRECKS 2010
A Word from the A.B.F.T. CEO, Trent Kirk....
In what can only be described as the most competitive A.B.F.T to date, the township of Poona provided ample entertainment with an abundance of sandbars that ensured all teams scraped the bottom of the barrel when it came time to revealing their catches for the day. This is a summary of the day’s events.
Day 1 started off early for most of the 9 boys with limited sleep due to the anticipation of fishing the pristine waters of Fraser Island, getting nude and most importantly enjoying a beer with the boys for the 9th consecutive year. With motivation levels at their pinnacle, most of the boys could hold their head up high with all but two boys (who had passed out) doing an ‘all nighter’ and strategically going for a fish at sunrise. Shaun Cronin was the first ‘soldier’ down on the Anzac Day weekend with a characteristic vomit that was most certainly in the spirit of the ABFT. Dean Walk (Newcomer of Team Bentrod) opted for an early night that resulted him shoveling his dinner off the concrete slab the next morning. The boys certainly came to grips with Jemo’s (Team Cuttin' Schmick) poor choice of location, with not one solitary fish being caught. Some founding fathers and described Jemo’s recommendation as the worst of all time as it only allowed the use of the boat ramp for a poultry few hours per day.
Day 2 played into the hands of the ‘Worm Danglers (Fixter and Tezza). Opposing teams acknowledged this was the fishing session that won them the title of ‘Overall Winner’. They only needed to catch a handful of whiting to do this with other teams battling to ‘loose a bait’ in what could be described by Team Bentrod Skipper, Big Gay Al as “Shit fishing”. The pressure of James Hanson not catching ‘shit all’ again was event when he ‘upped the Anti’ with wearing his ‘birthday suit’ for most of the night. His motivation transferred to dominating the DOG (Drunkest on Ground) award.
The night was tarred with controversary after new comer ‘Team Bentrod’ turned off the ‘ABFT approved singer’ Taylor Swift on the CD player, and snapped it in half. Founding Father Trent Kirk was furious over the abuse Taylor Swift got that night and didn’t let team captain ‘Ryan Cronin’ forget about it with Ryan scampering away from the raging bull Kirky was that night.
Day 3 started off with a strategic ploy to sabotage ‘Team Square Hooks’ with the majority of their live bait being stolen….the remaining yabbies and whiting had to filter human shit through their gills left from ‘Team Bentrod’ and eventually died. Co captain of Square hooks, Shaun ‘Elton John’ Cronin labeled the action as highly immature and something a Neanderthal would do.
Day 3 will be remembered for many things and James Hanson (Team Cuttin' Schmick and President of the ABFT) most certainly played his cards well on this day for the unofficial ‘GRUB AWARD’. Co- Founder of team ‘Worm Dangler’ Shane Fixter describe James as a “Sick man with many issues…..its hard to come to grips that James Hanson may be the father of a child one day”. The sandy estuarine that POOna Bay is, provided the boys with 15 Mudcrabs and ‘Sweet F.A.’ fish again.
Day 4 is when the ‘BIG DOGS’ came out of their kennels. Skipper of ‘Team Bentrod’ Roy (who was appropriately titled ‘Alan’ from the Hangover’ stepped up and took out the ‘100 club’. This memorable effort awarded their team with the ‘Dog Award’ closely followed by ‘Team Cuttin' Schmick'.
With 5 fish caught between 9 blokes over 10 hours of fishing, the boys were ‘over it’ and ready to drink ‘bulk piss’ for the ‘Homo and Hillbilly’ dress up night. Many of the boys enjoyed getting their arseless chaps out, however the ‘Best dressed Award’ went to Ryan Cronin with his rope G-String with the aid of an old oven mitt he used to cover his foreskin. The deckhand from the ‘Worm Danglers’ (Terry Castelli) described the night as one of ‘freakiest’ he has ever been involved in. The night was enjoyed by all except for latecomer (4th year in a row) Ryan Jamieson who passed out early and was bound with electrical tape.
Overall, all the boys had a great time. It was the worst fishing most of us had experienced (Terry excluded) but the entertainment value was at its pinnacle. Poona has informed us all we are not welcome back!
Overall winner - Team Worm Danglers
Runner Up - Team Square Hooks
Biggest Fish - Team Square Hooks
Quality Fish - Team Square Hooks
DOG AWARD - Team BENTrod
Elton John - Team Square Hooks
GRUB AWARD - Team Cuttin' Schmick
A Word from the A.B.F.T. CEO, Trent Kirk....
In what can only be described as the most competitive A.B.F.T to date, the township of Poona provided ample entertainment with an abundance of sandbars that ensured all teams scraped the bottom of the barrel when it came time to revealing their catches for the day. This is a summary of the day’s events.
Day 1 started off early for most of the 9 boys with limited sleep due to the anticipation of fishing the pristine waters of Fraser Island, getting nude and most importantly enjoying a beer with the boys for the 9th consecutive year. With motivation levels at their pinnacle, most of the boys could hold their head up high with all but two boys (who had passed out) doing an ‘all nighter’ and strategically going for a fish at sunrise. Shaun Cronin was the first ‘soldier’ down on the Anzac Day weekend with a characteristic vomit that was most certainly in the spirit of the ABFT. Dean Walk (Newcomer of Team Bentrod) opted for an early night that resulted him shoveling his dinner off the concrete slab the next morning. The boys certainly came to grips with Jemo’s (Team Cuttin' Schmick) poor choice of location, with not one solitary fish being caught. Some founding fathers and described Jemo’s recommendation as the worst of all time as it only allowed the use of the boat ramp for a poultry few hours per day.
Day 2 played into the hands of the ‘Worm Danglers (Fixter and Tezza). Opposing teams acknowledged this was the fishing session that won them the title of ‘Overall Winner’. They only needed to catch a handful of whiting to do this with other teams battling to ‘loose a bait’ in what could be described by Team Bentrod Skipper, Big Gay Al as “Shit fishing”. The pressure of James Hanson not catching ‘shit all’ again was event when he ‘upped the Anti’ with wearing his ‘birthday suit’ for most of the night. His motivation transferred to dominating the DOG (Drunkest on Ground) award.
The night was tarred with controversary after new comer ‘Team Bentrod’ turned off the ‘ABFT approved singer’ Taylor Swift on the CD player, and snapped it in half. Founding Father Trent Kirk was furious over the abuse Taylor Swift got that night and didn’t let team captain ‘Ryan Cronin’ forget about it with Ryan scampering away from the raging bull Kirky was that night.
Day 3 started off with a strategic ploy to sabotage ‘Team Square Hooks’ with the majority of their live bait being stolen….the remaining yabbies and whiting had to filter human shit through their gills left from ‘Team Bentrod’ and eventually died. Co captain of Square hooks, Shaun ‘Elton John’ Cronin labeled the action as highly immature and something a Neanderthal would do.
Day 3 will be remembered for many things and James Hanson (Team Cuttin' Schmick and President of the ABFT) most certainly played his cards well on this day for the unofficial ‘GRUB AWARD’. Co- Founder of team ‘Worm Dangler’ Shane Fixter describe James as a “Sick man with many issues…..its hard to come to grips that James Hanson may be the father of a child one day”. The sandy estuarine that POOna Bay is, provided the boys with 15 Mudcrabs and ‘Sweet F.A.’ fish again.
Day 4 is when the ‘BIG DOGS’ came out of their kennels. Skipper of ‘Team Bentrod’ Roy (who was appropriately titled ‘Alan’ from the Hangover’ stepped up and took out the ‘100 club’. This memorable effort awarded their team with the ‘Dog Award’ closely followed by ‘Team Cuttin' Schmick'.
With 5 fish caught between 9 blokes over 10 hours of fishing, the boys were ‘over it’ and ready to drink ‘bulk piss’ for the ‘Homo and Hillbilly’ dress up night. Many of the boys enjoyed getting their arseless chaps out, however the ‘Best dressed Award’ went to Ryan Cronin with his rope G-String with the aid of an old oven mitt he used to cover his foreskin. The deckhand from the ‘Worm Danglers’ (Terry Castelli) described the night as one of ‘freakiest’ he has ever been involved in. The night was enjoyed by all except for latecomer (4th year in a row) Ryan Jamieson who passed out early and was bound with electrical tape.
Overall, all the boys had a great time. It was the worst fishing most of us had experienced (Terry excluded) but the entertainment value was at its pinnacle. Poona has informed us all we are not welcome back!
Overall winner - Team Worm Danglers
Runner Up - Team Square Hooks
Biggest Fish - Team Square Hooks
Quality Fish - Team Square Hooks
DOG AWARD - Team BENTrod
Elton John - Team Square Hooks
GRUB AWARD - Team Cuttin' Schmick
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