Tragedy strikes Cuttin' Schmick!

Just two sleeps out from the A.B.F.T. Baffle Bash 2009, tragedy has struck Team Cuttin' Schmick with Skipper Ryan 'Jemo' Jamieson (Pictured above waving to passing Ladyboys in Bali) revealing he has to withdraw from this years competition due to 'personal reasons'. The insperational skipper yesterday made the distressing phone call to Cuttin' Schmick team partner and A.B.F.T President James 'Jimmy' Hanson, and said that he would not be able to attend for the entire trip as he has to help his lovely partner Lydia relocate from Rockhampton to Bundaberg, and also having just returned from holidaying in Bali makes it hard.
When news of the withdrawl was spread to other members of the A.B.F.T, C.E.O Trent Kirk was not a happy man describing Jemos actions as 'Dog Act' and a 'Major let down to the entire A.B.F.T crew'. Terry Castelli was also quite upset at not having the lovable character aboard for the entire trip.
With Team Cuttin' Schmick being the winners of the 'DOG Award' (Drunkest on Ground) for the last two years running, Jimmy was earlier today quoted with saying, "F**k im gunna have to drink some p*ss for us to retain the Dog Award this year!" and "Jemo would wanna have a fair crack on the booze on the Friday night to help me out before he leaves!"
Alot of media outlets and the other teams in the A.B.F.T. competition have jumped aboard the story and started absolutely smashing Cuttin' Schmick with rumours that the team is in limbo ova the decision and it could cause a divorce and fighting amongst the team.
But Jimmy was quick to deny any conflict between the two saying, "People can say what they want, but Jemo is a great mate and always will be, its going to take alot more than this to tear our team apart!, Team Cuttin' Schmick will be back even bigger and stronger next year ready to dominate the competition"
Other teams should just count themselves lucky that Team Cuttin' Schmick will not be in full force at the 2009 Baffle Bash as they will not have bottles of poo put in their crabpots and finally might have the chance to win the much sought-after 'DOG Award'.