Jemos Profile

Name: Ryan Noel Jamieson.

Aka: Jemo, Noelsy.

A.B.F.T. Position: Vice-President

A.B.F.T. Team: Team Cuttin' Schmick.

Birth Date: 13th December 1984.
Status: Taken.

Currently resides: Bundaberg/Rockhampton (Even hes not sure).

Skills: Can suck a condom through his nose and pull it out of his mouth.

Fav Sports: Rugby League, Fishing.

Fav Teams: North Qld Cowboys.

Drink of Choice: Bundy Rum, Carlton fusion.

By day: Carpenter.

Famous Quotes: Fuck me in the ear!!

Once got so drunk: Was at Kirkys 21st at Baffle Creek, drank numerous beer bongs which ended up being topped up with vodka and ended up extremely pissed. Fell out of the back of his ute, fell over and head-butted the bull bar, had to get Jimmy to hold his dick while he pissed, spewed all over both his and Jimmys bedding.

Accreditations: Co-Founder of the A.B.F.T, Member of 'Team Nasal Delivery', heaps of other awards as part of 'Team Nasal Delivery.

Slogan: WAAAAARRRRRRRMMMMMMM TINNY!!!!

People would most like to have a beer with: Will Ferrell, Adam Sandler and Andrew Symonds.