Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Jimmys Profile.


Name: James Andrew Hanson.
Aka: Jimmy, Jimbo, Junior, Jamie.
A.B.F.T Position: President
A.B.F.T. Team: Team Cuttin' Schmick
Birth Date: 21st August 1985
Status: Single and Extremely Horny.
Currently resides: Brisbane.
Skills: Not to many apart from Drinking and is an exceptionally good dancer when hes drunk, he has PHENOMINAL dance moves!!
Fav Sports: Rugby League, Touch, Fishing.
Fav Teams: The Mighty Newcastle Knights, NSW blues.
Drink of Choice: XXXX gold, Vodka red bull.
By day: Lawnmower man. Cuttin' it Close Lawnmowing.
Famous Quotes: "Fuck i hate my life!!!" and "Lets get our Drunk on!"
Once got so drunk: Decided to start walking from Surfers Paradise to Coolangatta after a work piss-up and needed to drop a nugget so bad that he had to do it in an underground carpark and whipe his arse with his socks.
Accreditations: Co-founder of the A.B.F.T, A.B.F.T. 'Turkeys in Turkey 2009' Biggest fish award. Along with alot more as part of 'Team Nasal Delivery', but quite simply.....this page isnt long enough to list them all.
Slogan: If you've got 'Jimmy'....FLAUNT IT!!!
People would most like to have a beer with: Andrew Johns, Andrew Symonds, The A.B.F.T. Boys and anyone enjoys a drink.

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